These Are My Gwar Mini Bios
Name: Oderus Urungus
Name: Balsac the Jaws of Death
Instrument: Rythmn Guitar
Quote from SkulhedFace: "...Whoever shall awaken Gwar is... is A-OK!"
Name: Flatus Maximus
Instrument: Lead Guitar
Quote from SkulhedFace: "I'M HUNGRY!"
Name: Beefcake the Mighty
Instrument: Bass, sometimes vocals
Quote from SkulhedFace: "I know that kid's at least 18... Besides, look how he's dressed!"
Name: Jizmak Da Gusha
Quote from SkulhedFace: "Do you mind?" (I know that one's not very good, but it's all he said!)
Name: Slymenstra Hymen
Instrument: Occasional Vocals
Quote from SkulhedFace: "My Tits! Where'd my tits go???"
Name: Sleazy P. Martini
Quote From SkulheadFace: "Yeah, I own Gwar... I'M THEIR FUCKIN MANAGER!"
This is all I have for now... If you don't like it... think something
is better than nothing at all...